[WorkingClassFilth]

"One woman, for example, found throwing out a newspaper so unbearable that her therapist instructed her never to buy one again."

I'd suggest a subscription to the 'Minneapolis Star Tribune.'

That would cure her in no time - she'd not only throw it out as soon as it arrived, after she'd thrown-up she'd likely tear her hair out by the roots and throw that away too.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

When we lived in the Twin Cities, I finally had enough of the Strib so I called and canceled except for the Sunday paper. A few weeks later, they offered me the Saturday for free, since I was taking the Sunday, so I agreed to take the paper two days a week.
A few months later, the Strib called offering me Thursday and Friday for free, since I was already getting Saturday and Sunday. That's as far as they would go, tho.