Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: DannyTN
Whats the parachute for???
372 posted on 01/03/2004 5:43:12 PM PST by U S Army EOD (When the EOD technician screws up, he is always the first to notice.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 371 | View Replies ]


To: U S Army EOD
"Whats the parachute for???"

Parachute expands after the toilet is a safe distance from the plane. It's a safety precaution against trigger happy security monitors who might just eject old Mrs. Jones who doesn't even look middle eastern.

Besides you want to give our interrogators somebody to play with don't you? No since splattering the clues from 30,000 feet.

Also you don't want the toilet falling on you from 30,000 feet without a parachute.

I suppose the toilet needs to float in case you are overseas. And maybe the door needs to lock too, to keep the suspect held until he/she can be picked up.

373 posted on 01/03/2004 5:47:18 PM PST by DannyTN
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 372 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson