[boris]

"US security services told Scotland Yard the woman - almost certainly linked to al-Qaeda - intended to hide eight to 12 ounces of plastic explosive in her vagina."

Reminds me of that dirty limerick that begins:

Nymphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a...

Alas, if I repeat the whole thing it will certainly be pulled by the moderators.

--Boris

[gitmo]

You beat me to it!

Only, I heard it as

Nyphomaniacil Jill
(the second line was the same, ending in thrill)
...

(found certain body parts in South Carolina
and bits of other body parts in Brazil)