Thought I'd get a rise out of you.
Did you know that you can lay very still out in a field, wearing dark sunglasses to conceal your eye movements, and bait buzzards? It's kinda creepy when they swoop in for a landing, but that's what it takes to bring them in within pistol range.
did you know that vultures are protected by federal law?
I'd love to see you with a federal felony on your record
Which,btw, would prohibit you for life from owning a firearm
Which is a good thing-sociopaths shouldn't own firearms