[nicmarlo]

Q: What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
A: Seasoned troopers.

[Brad’s Gramma]

BA DA BA DA BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

What do you call a cow who can't give milk?

A milk dudd

[NormsRevenge]

Siberian white swans swim on an artificial lake during an overcast winter morning in the Croatian capital of Zagreb, January 2, 2004. Each year hundreds of swans arrive to Croatia in search of unfrozen waters, during their regular winter migrations. REUTERS/ Nikola Solic