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[RottiBiz]

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[Fawnn]

It's better (?) than saying BTTT!

Just barely. LOL

I like the punny stuff, too. ;)

They were the first to attempt to colonize Mars. They had landed with grass seeds to plant and horse, sheep, and cattle embryos. But the grass wouldn't grow and none of the calves would survive. The horses and sheep were doing well, but there not enough to meet their needs. So they sent a message to earth asking for more sheep and horses and a replacement for the cattle and grass. They particularly wanted an animal that could be used as meat in place of beef.

Earth radioed back asking if venison would be satisfactory and it was. Finally a space shuttle arrived with the needed supplies. The bill of lading was rushed to the leader of the colony who then spoke to his consul, "we got everything we asked for. They sent mare zygotes and doe zygotes and little lambs and ivy."

[Gabz]

As much as I hate to say it - I would much prefer your snow to all the rain we've had (more this morning too)

The snow takes longer to melt into the ground.......it is so saturated here that even yesterday, 8 days since the last time we had rain the ground was still wet and muddy - and it proceeded to rain again last night.

[steveegg]

Thank you Never Never Land, New Jersey, Minnesota (about time my northwestern neighbor got on the scoreboard), California (take that, Canada :-) and New Mexico.

[Gabz]

$100 from Kuwait
$20 from Arkansas
$20 from Never Never Land
$50 from New York

[RottiBiz]

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1. RottiBiz
2. kayak
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13. Mo1
14. Quilla
15. RichInOC
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[smokeyb]

What do you get from a cow with short legs ?

DRAGON milk

[Fawnn]

3% already!!!

[NormsRevenge]

LOL... I'm taking the Fifth meself .. Jeff needs all the buds he can get these days. ;-)

Looks like we got a bunch of livewires on this shift... and it's only just begun..

[nicmarlo]

okay....i don't get that one.....wooden milk?

[RottiBiz]

Just in:

$20 from Never Never Land
$100 from New Jersey
$50 from Minnesota
$100 from California
$50 from New Mexico

Thank you all very much!!

[Pete-R-Bilt]

guess what Xmas present I'm having installed tomorrow?!

[smokeyb]

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

An UDDER disaster

[Jim Robinson]

Just in:

$30 from Virginia
$50 from New Jersey
$10 from Oregon
$100 from Tennessee

Thank you Virginia, New Jersey, Oregon and Tennessee!!

[glock rocks]

guess what Xmas present I'm having installed tomorrow?!

uh oh. um.

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photon torpedo launcher?

[Right_in_Virginia]

You're most welcome, sir...and THANK YOU!!!

[Grampa Dave]

Enough of the cow and milk jokes. It is time for the Cheesey Jokes!

[Pete-R-Bilt]

getting closer!

[nicmarlo]

A: Santa Jaws

Q: What carries round a sack and bites people?

[blackie]

Be nice. :):):)