[Revolting cat!]

You could be married to them and give them five orgasms a day and they would still be on the phone to Mom complaining.

I don't know how to put it to you delicately, but it seems that you were married not to an Italian but to to a Jewish American Princess!

[Badray]

" I don't know how to put it to you delicately, but it seems that you were married not to an Italian but to to a Jewish American Princess!"

LOL

I'm a germanrussianhunkyjew and was married to a wonderful (at least most of the time) Italian woman and I am still treated warmly by her family even now - 7 years after being divorced. BTW, I was accepted as a member of the local Italian-American club by virtue of that marriage (and my two step children) and my knowledge of Italian tradition.