[NCPAC]

My choices:

"Howard Dean admits to being in the middle of an Al and Tipper Oreo: Denies swallowing."

"Alec Baldwin finally does move out of the country."

"Worst Wing canceled: Martin Sheen spotted with "Will Protest for Food" sign outside of LAX."

"GOP gains filibuster-proof majority."

"Michael Moore arrested at Jackson's Neverland while working on new project, 'Bowling for Taliban with Michael and Me'."

"George W. Bush's Victory nearly equals Reagan's 1984 blowout of Mondull."

[al baby]