Who Is The Father? Actual replies from women on welfare forms

[Prime Choice]

If they were fraternal rather than identical twins this is possible.

Especially if the woman is a lagomorph. They ovulate with each copulation. Considering her frequency of partners, I'd say she's certainly doing it like a bunny.

[Prime Choice]

Mommy always said I came from Heaven.

Now why would your mommy say that?   ; )

[BigWaveBetty]

More euro-wackiness - Watch for flying fridges.

[ThanhPhero]

If they were fraternal rather than identical twins this is possible.

I know a set of "twins" who were born 3 months apart, the elder at 8 months the younger at 8 1/2 months.

[HairOfTheDog]

These are genuine excerpts from the forms (names removed) :

Right... I think they are a little ~too~ good to be true.

[BigWaveBetty]

Now why would your mommy say that? ; )

Big brother, is that you?

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

The lab that I worked for did paternity testing. You wouldn't believe some of the scum some of these women dragged in stating that they were the fathers.

Most of the phlobotomists decontaminated themselves after drawing the blood on some of the individuals. They didn't want to be in the same room with the guy. Of course the mothers were so high class ....

[HairOfTheDog]

Dogs and cats both release many eggs and can be impregnated during any number of breedings during the heat cycle. It would not be uncommon for there to be different fathers in an free-roaming situation.

[najida]

Bwahhhhhahahahaha!
#3 and #11 are my favorites.

[davisfh]

Ummm, yas! We are indeed firmly planted in the era of
the hyperactive birth canal. If you're a taxpayer, watch
out! If you're not a taxpayer then just sit back and wait
for your next offering of free government cheese.

[Prime Choice]

Big brother, is that you?

Mum's da woid! ; )

[Gottwnz]

Sounds like some of the wackos on Montel Williams, LOL!

[muggs]

They probably are from different daddies. A litter of kittens often have different fathers.

[Tim Osman]

This is heartwarming...

Especially like #4 and #5!

[Destructor]

Hence the origin of the term "mass confusion."

[festus]

Granted the grammar and diction are a bit to good, perhaps this was cleaned up a bit, but I can tell you that depending on what social circles you have had opportunity to move in none of the above is particularly unbelievable.

[mikrofon]

"Look, I am not your father..."

[IncPen]

What?! No ping for me?!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I didn't want to jinx it.

[Conservative til I die]

More euro-wackiness - Watch for flying fridges.

Would that be South Africa, Spain? Or maybe South Africa, Germany.