[nwrep]

Are the F-16s airborne yet? I can just see the looks on the faces of the poor passangers when they see who is flanking them. The French passangers will stage an immediate surrender dance.

[truth_seeker]

The French passangers will stage an immediate surrender dance.

"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?"

"Neither do I. It has never been tried."

[theFIRMbss]

>Are the F-16s airborne yet?

Hey, it's a French plane...
Just vector in a couple
of traffic copters...