[Bacon Man]

Drain one can kidney beans, one can pinto beans, and one can corn; add to meat.
Drain two cans stewed tomatoes and one can Ro-Tel tomatoes; add to meat/bean mix.

You're supposed to drain that stuff? I just dumped the whole can in. The soup still rocked.

[Xenalyte]

Goober. But hey, as long as it works!