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Dear Ms. Lewinsky,
You ignorant slut! you are a self-admitted liar and perjurer. You engaged in a scheme with Sick Willy to try and obstruct justice. He was impeached & disbarred. Your name has been forever & historically bestowed with a particular sexual act (ie "The Lewinsky" as in "to get a Lewinsky", see Websters et. al.). Your attempt to try and justify your claims with comparisons to previous cases involving Independent Counsels and great Americans like Ollie North just don't cut it. Frankly, you're lucky the government didn't bill you for the replacement costs for the sinks.
Sincerely,
US Court of Appeals
PS - Your former attorney Mr. Ginsburg was a total fool if not complete idiot and absolute moron. Even if the moon was made of green cheese and we even thought you deserved anything other than what you've wrought, we'll point you to over $1 million in wasted legal fees you'll now be repaying you might have otherwise not if he wasn't so incompetent.