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1 posted on 12/30/2003 7:22:01 AM PST by dead
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That's nothing. I killed a Rat the size of a Collie in Haifa with a stick and pure determination.

Damn proud of it too. They ain't easy to catch, corner or beat down.
2 posted on 12/30/2003 7:25:34 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.)
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The rodents have grown so large that soldiers are calling them the Hebrew equivalent of "crats" due to their increasing similarity to the stray cats, Maariv reported.
As in Demo-Crats? Quite appropriate.

-Eric

4 posted on 12/30/2003 7:28:15 AM PST by E Rocc (...don't whiz on the magnesium fire...)
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5 posted on 12/30/2003 7:35:26 AM PST by keithtoo (DEAN - He's Dukaki-riffic!!!! - He's McGovern-ous!!! - He's Mondale-agorical!!!)
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one in the ear and the other on the lip

I sure would like to know how THAT happened. "Hey, 50 sheckles says you can't kiss that crat over there. . ."
6 posted on 12/30/2003 8:12:16 AM PST by jtminton (2Timothy 4:2)
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an AraRAT?
11 posted on 12/30/2003 9:22:24 AM PST by knighthawk (Live today, there is no time to lose, because when tomorrow comes it's all just yesterday's blues)
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How big do they have to get before you call them members of Hamas?
13 posted on 12/30/2003 11:49:25 AM PST by SpinyNorman
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...soldiers are calling them the Hebrew equivalent of "crats"...

The soldiers are armed, aren't they?! Crats? I'd call 'em "Target practice."

14 posted on 12/30/2003 6:27:38 PM PST by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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