I clicked on the website while at work and literally had to go to the ladiesroom to clear my eyes of running mascara and tears and try to stop laughing.
Unfortunately I can't post the .gif pictures to go with these.
If you see a nuclear explosion on the horizon, pull to the side of the road and wait for the blast to hit you.
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
Gotta love Dubya!