[ctonious]

In related news, John Kerry loaned his campaign more than $6 million this week

He needs to loan his campaign a candidate.

[TheBigB]

DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE SURVEY (PRIVATE)

NAME: John Kerry. I served in Vietnam.

CURRENT OCCUPATION: US Senator. Did I mention I served in Vietnam?

BEST PERSONAL QUALITY: I served in Vietnam.

INTERNATIONAL EXPERIENCE: Are you listening? I was in Vietnam!

MAIN CAMPAIGN ISSUE: Vietnam. That's V-I-E-T-N-A-M. I was there.

WOULD LIKE TO BE PRESIDENT BECAUSE: I was in Vietnam, Da**it!