Posted on 12/28/2003 10:01:52 PM PST by Dada Orwell
Here is a late Christmas present for my good friends at FR....
This is a list of "new names" for your favorite Socialists schemes and institutions. May they forever enhance your political conversations! Some of these come from members of the Free State Project, others are from the Coalition of New Hampshire Taxpayers, a few are already in general use.
New additions to this list are requested!
IRS = Internal Robbery Squadron, Internal Redistribution Service, Eternal Revenue Service
NEA = The National Education Assassination
The Federal Government = The Nanny State
ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS = The Nanny Networks
National Public Radio = National Propaganda Radio, National Powermonger Radio
Liberals/Socialists/Greens = Authoritarians,
Powermongers, Powerworshippers
Democrats = Demothoritarians
Gun control = Gun owner control
Gun control advocates = Control Freaks
Academics = Academocrats
Socialism = Groupthink
Publicly funded = Coercively funded
Public Schools = Education-Prevention Camps, Coercively
Funded Schools, Government Schools, Government Training Camps, reproductive organs of the welfare state.
ADA = The Americans with or without Disabilities Act
ADA = Authoritarians for Democratic Action
FDA = Federal Delay Association, Food and Delay Administration
NASA = The National Against Space Administration, The Not Anytime Soon Administration
HUD = Housing and Urban Devastation, Housing and Urban Dependency
Social Security = Socialist Security
Executive Order = executive edict
Census = Inventory
FICA = Federal Income Confiscation Act
SPLC = The Southern Pro-Poverty Law Center
OSHA = Overblown System to Help Accidents
DOPE = Department Of Public Education
Board of Education = Board of Education Prevention
Campaign Finance Reform = Incumbent Protection Act, Campaign Finance Deform
Universal health care = Universal shelve care, universal health disrepair,
Health and Human Services = Health and Human Servitude, Stealth Inhuman Servitude
Bi-Lingual Education = Deny-Lingual Education
Anti-liberty = Liberty-challenged
Brady Bill = Shady Bill
Brady Law = Shady Law
Revenue Enhancements = Tax Maxification
UN institutions: Whenever you want to rename a UN institution, just try pronouncing it as "un."
Example:
UNPROFOR = The UN's un-protection force (for unprotection, of course! Unprotecting men, women, children and girls filing complaints in a death camp world!)
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Outcomes-based education = outslums-based education
Dept. of Education = Department of Education Prevention
NAACP = National Association Against Colored People
ACLU = The Almost Civil Liberties Union, The Against Civil Liberties Union
NRA = The National Rifle Equivocation
People for the American Way = Sheeple for the American Way, People for the Authoritarian Way
"It Takes a School to Bankrupt a Village" (Bumper sticker put out by the Coalition of New Hampshire Taxpayers)
School Superintendent = School Superincompetent , School SuperinSPENDent
No Child Left Behind = No Child Allowed to Shine
Bureau of Land Management = Bureau of Land Mismanagement
DEA = Druglord Enhancement Agency
AFDC = Aid to Families with Democratic Congressmen
ATF = Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fried Americans
Diversity Activists = Diversity Nazis, Diversity Police
Political correctness activists = PC thugs, Speech Police
Department of Labor - (suggestions?)
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