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Nicknames for Socialist Institutions and Schemes
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Posted on 12/28/2003 10:01:52 PM PST by Dada Orwell

Here is a late Christmas present for my good friends at FR....

This is a list of "new names" for your favorite Socialists schemes and institutions. May they forever enhance your political conversations! Some of these come from members of the Free State Project, others are from the Coalition of New Hampshire Taxpayers, a few are already in general use.

New additions to this list are requested!

IRS = Internal Robbery Squadron, Internal Redistribution Service, Eternal Revenue Service

NEA = The National Education Assassination

The Federal Government = The Nanny State

ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS = The Nanny Networks

National Public Radio = National Propaganda Radio, National Powermonger Radio

Liberals/Socialists/Greens = Authoritarians,

Powermongers, Powerworshippers

Democrats = Demothoritarians

Gun control = Gun owner control

Gun control advocates = Control Freaks

Academics = Academocrats

Socialism = Groupthink

Publicly funded = Coercively funded

Public Schools = Education-Prevention Camps, Coercively

Funded Schools, Government Schools, Government Training Camps, reproductive organs of the welfare state.

ADA = The Americans with or without Disabilities Act

ADA = Authoritarians for Democratic Action

FDA = Federal Delay Association, Food and Delay Administration

NASA = The National Against Space Administration, The Not Anytime Soon Administration

HUD = Housing and Urban Devastation, Housing and Urban Dependency

Social Security = Socialist Security

Executive Order = executive edict

Census = Inventory

FICA = Federal Income Confiscation Act

SPLC = The Southern Pro-Poverty Law Center

OSHA = Overblown System to Help Accidents

DOPE = Department Of Public Education

Board of Education = Board of Education Prevention

Campaign Finance Reform = Incumbent Protection Act, Campaign Finance Deform

Universal health care = Universal shelve care, universal health disrepair,

Health and Human Services = Health and Human Servitude, Stealth Inhuman Servitude

Bi-Lingual Education = Deny-Lingual Education

Anti-liberty = Liberty-challenged

Brady Bill = Shady Bill

Brady Law = Shady Law

Revenue Enhancements = Tax Maxification

UN institutions: Whenever you want to rename a UN institution, just try pronouncing it as "un."


UNPROFOR = The UN's un-protection force (for unprotection, of course! Unprotecting men, women, children and girls filing complaints in a death camp world!)


Outcomes-based education = outslums-based education

Dept. of Education = Department of Education Prevention

NAACP = National Association Against Colored People

ACLU = The Almost Civil Liberties Union, The Against Civil Liberties Union

NRA = The National Rifle Equivocation

People for the American Way = Sheeple for the American Way, People for the Authoritarian Way

"It Takes a School to Bankrupt a Village" (Bumper sticker put out by the Coalition of New Hampshire Taxpayers)

School Superintendent = School Superincompetent , School SuperinSPENDent

No Child Left Behind = No Child Allowed to Shine

Bureau of Land Management = Bureau of Land Mismanagement

DEA = Druglord Enhancement Agency

AFDC = Aid to Families with Democratic Congressmen

ATF = Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fried Americans

Diversity Activists = Diversity Nazis, Diversity Police

Political correctness activists = PC thugs, Speech Police

Department of Labor - (suggestions?)

TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freestateproject

1 posted on 12/28/2003 10:01:52 PM PST by Dada Orwell
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To: SierraWasp; snopercod; Grampa Dave
You guys should have fun with this.
2 posted on 12/28/2003 10:12:06 PM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: Dada Orwell
ACLU = Antiamerican Communist Lawyers Union
3 posted on 12/29/2003 2:58:22 AM PST by DeepDish (I no longer capitalize french or france, only things proper or significant are capitalized.)
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To: farmfriend
Actually that list is quite scary.
4 posted on 12/29/2003 6:17:52 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Kaddaffi, "I will do whatever the Americans want because I saw what happened in Iraq. ")
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