Well, I am a lady, but I'll duel with anyone when it comes to the Yankees. I hate them, and they suck, and I love watching them being ground into the dirt! So there. :-)
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After just being driven dizzy by perusing the sonnets on your home page, I was hoping for something from Me Lady like:
"I wouldst duel with any damn Yankee Fan and doth them in without apology , whilst I admit I indeed loue with gaiety savoring his wretched team's demise into the infernal abyss of the earth." :-)