[deport]

I resolve to gloat only just a bit even if I have to pull an 'Archie' and stiffle my exburence just a tad....

[Miss Marple]

I think we should have a national gloating day at some point. I have had to refrain from gloating over the Afghan victory, the Iraqi victory, the tax cuts, the improved economy, the capture of Saddam Hussein, and several of the President's well-delivered speeches.

I really, really need to gloat, and I think that a national gloating day would be just the thing.

We could have caravans of cars driving through Ithaca and Berkley with loudspeakers!! Only Bush-supporters would be allowed to call into C-SPAN! We could stand outside Chappaqua with bullhorns! Peter Jennings would be replaced on the nightly news with Dennis Miller.

Yes, I think a national gloating day is in order.

And we could have a special hour devoted to mocking France.