[Xenalyte]

Maybe you can get it from wearing it, and maybe also from kissing someone wearing Mad Cow Brand lipstick.

Well, daimit. What am I gonna do with the Mad Cow Fire Hydrant Red gloss I bought over the weekend?

[Enterprise]

Tough to look on the bright side. If we try to be optomistic and say let's put some lipstick on this pig, people will ask what we have against a poor defenseless pig. Why subject him to MCD?