[sultan88]

"He would have been Senator North if not for his fellow Republican senator the great John Warner..."

Exactly. And we still have yet to exact our full measuere of revenge against Big Jawn!!

[sultan88]

BTW, "War Stories: Operation Iraqi Freedom" by Ollie North is excellent and comes with a DVD.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Big Bad Jawn"
(To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)

(Big Jawn...Big Jawn)
Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive
A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five
Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip
But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Everybody knows where Jawn calls home
A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome
He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head
And if you thought to ever cross him, you’d end up dead - Big Jawn!!

Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash
And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash
With 50 per cent against his DemonRAT foe
Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer"
Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'...
Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast
Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.

Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell
Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well...
RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan,
And “Radical” Mike stood all alone – thanks to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

And in ’94 it was Ollie North against Robb
Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckie’s my BackRubBud!"
And Medyuh Whore’d scrambled from Left's would-be grave
To do their duty, Chuckie’sCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.

With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down
And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found
As the dust finally settled from that awful fight
Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s***
The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it
And in Two Thousand and Two there’s one plan
And that’s to insure no one run against this awful man – Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!

RETIRE THE RINO, Gentleman Jawn Wahnah!!

FReegards...MUD