[GeekDejure]

Admin Moderator... Do you agree with the following???

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muzzle-em terrorists
are so quick and willing to commit suicide. There are many
reasons... so please allow me to list just a few:

Let's see now... for a Muzzle-em there is...

No Jesus...
No Christmas...
No television...
No cheerleaders...
No swimming...
No baseball...
No football...
No basketball...
No hockey...
No golf...

No Wal-Mart...
No Home Depot...
No tailgate parties...
No pork BBQ...
No hot dogs...
No burgers...
No chocolate...
No lobster...
No shellfish...
No fish sticks...
No chicken gumbo...
No jambalaya...
No pizza...
No beer...
No wine...

Rags for clothes...
Towels for hats... (Saudi's wear dish-rags!!!)
Constant wailing from the guy next-door,
because he's sick and there are no doctors...
Constant wailing from the freak in the Izlam tower,
because they haven't invented the telephone...
Four wives (your brides are picked by someone else)...
Your wives smell just like your donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition...
Women must wear baggy dresses and veils at all times...
You can't shave...
Your wives can't shave...
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung...

Then they tell you when you die it gets better... for example:

You are promised 72 virgins in Idiotic paradise,
so you don't have to contend with stale, used pussy...
You are promised 12 beautiful young boys in Idiotic paradise,
so you can blissfully commit unending sodomy...
You are promised unlimited water in Idiotic paradise,
because finding water in your earthly desert was a real bitch...
You are promised unlimited wine in Idiotic paradise,
because drinking wine on earth is forbidden to Muzzle-ems...

Sheeeeesh... I mean, really... is there any mystery here ??? ;-))
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[ovrtaxt]

Bro, that's a masterpiece!

[savedbygrace]

You are promised 72 virgins in Idiotic paradise,

This reveals their utter stupidity. Assuming the 72 virgins are intended to be for sexual relations, what do they expect for the rest of eternity after those 72 days? I mean, even if they paced themselves a bit, that's at best only 72 weeks, far short of eternity. Dumb and dumberer.