[Robert A Cook PE]

there's quite a market for loons hereon.

In Canada, you can get two loons that are almost worth half a dollar in real money.

But, if you cross the Great Lakes often enough; invest your coins carefully enough (like the old pirates did) in the Caribbean off-shore island banks, over time, interest will double their value in your estate.

But this is a justice a case of hurryin' your herons across Huron so your heirlooms can begin doublin' your doubleloons investing doubloons.

[Quix]

OH DEAR!

Just so it's not DOUBLE-THINK DOUBLE-SPEAK

in doubletime, double squeek!

. . . like say . . . Bella Abzeek

or Squeeky Boxerface.

[Cultural Jihad]

And twelve yellow willows shall fellow the shallows
Small waves and thunder be my pillow