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Woman Impaled While Trying To Hop Fence
wftv ^ | Dec 26 | Weird News In Pictures

Posted on 12/26/2003 2:53:35 PM PST by SLB

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Kansas City police are investigating after a woman was impaled on her neighbor's wrought iron fence the same day the neighbor's home was robbed, KMBC reported.

Mary Beth Byers, 37, was trying to climb over the fence when she was impaled on it early Thursday morning. Her husband heard her screaming and found Byers stuck in the fence. He supported her to prevent the iron spike from impaling Byers further while waiting for paramedics to arrive.

A resident who witnessed the incident said the woman had slipped 6 to 8 inches down on the fence. Gail Stark, the victim's mother, said paramedics had to remove part of the fence to free the impaled woman.

She was taken to an area hospital, where she was listed in serious condition.

Byers told authorities she went to her neighbor's house to return some garage sale items. But later in the day, the neighbor, who lives in the 1200 block of Northeast 81st Street, reported that her home had been robbed. Police are looking into the incident.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Missouri
KEYWORDS: leftbehind; yikes
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To: goldstategop
Uh oh... the missus will never have sex again.

Dunno, maybe she'll make a little money on the side...

61 posted on 12/26/2003 4:08:34 PM PST by null and void (Hey islamofascists! America is your Azrael...)
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To: SLB
This one happened in the UK recently

CITY WOMAN'S SPIKE HORROR


12:11 - 11 December 2003

A young Exeter woman almost died when she was impaled on a spike during the early hours of this morning. City fire crews were called to the scene at Powderham Crescent at around 4am and found the woman speared through her leg on some railings.

Acting Station Officer Bob Crane said the girl was within inches of her life, as the spike had narrowly missed a major artery.

Fire officers spent 45 minutes cutting her free by slicing through the metal with special cutters.

When she was finally released, she was taken to the Royal Devon & Exeter Hospital for treatment.

ASO Crane said they were told the woman, who was with a friend, had slipped while trying to climb over the fence.

The firemen cut away most of the metal but had to leave the spike in her leg to prevent excessive blood loss. The woman is now recovering in hospital.
62 posted on 12/26/2003 4:08:37 PM PST by stlnative
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To: Tall_Texan
LOL
63 posted on 12/26/2003 4:12:03 PM PST by sd-joe (.)
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To: byteback
>> "Do you think she will end up in the pokey?" <<

She already was ON the pokey.
64 posted on 12/26/2003 4:12:58 PM PST by sd-joe (.)
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To: sd-joe
Pokey (Wo)man.

Back in the loop
65 posted on 12/26/2003 4:14:34 PM PST by Embedded Freeper
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To: SLB
Pardon me while I go sharpen my fence.
66 posted on 12/26/2003 4:15:05 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: Lazamataz
Radioactive Pit Bulls . . .

Mind if I steal that?

"BenLurkin's teenager is looking for a name for his 'band'.

67 posted on 12/26/2003 4:16:24 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: tuckrdout
That was kinda disappointing.
68 posted on 12/26/2003 4:18:16 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: small voice in the wilderness; Charles Henrickson
You two are a bunch of sick-puppies.... (wish i'd thought of it)
69 posted on 12/26/2003 4:20:56 PM PST by Louisiana
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To: SLB
had a friend fall off a roof and land butt down on a chinlink gatepost. There was a horse head on top of the post. Missed his rectum by an inch. I still get chills thinking about it. It literaly ripped him a new one.
70 posted on 12/26/2003 4:24:09 PM PST by Soulfull
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To: Lazamataz
I want to get a fence that has a runway for Radioactive Pit Bulls with knives, that, when they bark, emit a cloud of killer bees, and that explode when they bite you.

OK. I understand the pit bulls. I understand the radioactivity. I get the killer bees and the explosion part.

Now, what the heck is with the knives?

71 posted on 12/26/2003 4:28:51 PM PST by pa_dweller (Notice: Tagline temporarily out of service)
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To: BenLurkin
Yes, but she got the point.

Paging Spike Lee.
72 posted on 12/26/2003 4:30:17 PM PST by Embedded Freeper
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To: Charles Henrickson
She needs a de-fence attorney.

Hahahah, you win!!! (I don't know what, but you win.)

73 posted on 12/26/2003 4:33:36 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: pa_dweller
OK. I understand the pit bulls. I understand the radioactivity. I get the killer bees and the explosion part. Now, what the heck is with the knives?

Knives are scary.

74 posted on 12/26/2003 4:45:43 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: Lurking in Kansas
Hiya Neighbor! Welcome to FR.... Are you in touch with the kansas FR group yet?

eeeww..that makes me cringe to think of seeing her wiggling on it. UUUGH!

76 posted on 12/26/2003 4:51:41 PM PST by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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To: Tall_Texan; mel
. . . a deer that had tried to hop the fence. . . .

Sure it wasn't an impala?

77 posted on 12/26/2003 4:55:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Support our tagline-and-release program.)
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To: Thinkin' Gal
Do you think she will end up in the pokey?

She BE da pokee, TG. Ouch.

78 posted on 12/26/2003 4:55:10 PM PST by savedbygrace
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To: SLB
It certainly was a sticky situation.

I wonder if she was stuck up?

79 posted on 12/26/2003 4:55:14 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (Further, the statement assumed)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie
I'm getting a vision of The Omen when that pole falling from the steeple impaled the priest. Remember that?
80 posted on 12/26/2003 4:56:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
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