[lizma]

"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."

P.J. O'Rourke

[CWOJackson]

My grandfather used to say that if you had twenty dollars in your pocket the Republicans would tax you two dollars of it, then the Democrats would spend ten dollars and send you the bill for the other eight.