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"BTW, in case you've not heard? We're going to Mars!!

...Money Trees growin' on Mars, y'know."

C'mon Landru, haven't you heard???
We're gonna use illegal aliens to man the mission!
(all ten million of 'em)
At $5.50 an hour...it should be quite a savings! {G}

Oh...and they can *stay*, for *UP* to three years, before they have to return!

"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)

FReegards...MUD

My Prescient Picks

This weekend:

Carolina over St. Louis (Cinderella moves on)
Tennessee over New England (The icy New England wind not enough to derail McNair)
Inianapolis over Kansas City (KC's home field winning streak is snapped in a lopsided Colts win)
Green Bay over Philadelphia (Pack rides the Favre mistique)