Well I dare you to say that to Spock... one squeeze to the neck and you're out cold lol.
If you want the best television program of all time, it would have to be "Doctor Who."
Yes I've caught that on PBS a few times; not bad but there's nothing like Kirk, Spock and Bones.
I take you have yet to see "Farscape" in reruns?
And, perhaps, you didn't like "Babylon 5"? Or "Lexx"?