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To: Dianna
You have a child who sleeps in on Christmas? Is he a big kid?

He's 19, but I can still whup him.

I think I'll go poke him with a candycane, or fling some fruitcake in his general direction.

42 posted on 12/25/2003 7:29:04 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone
Play some Polka music, real loud. That should get his attentio
43 posted on 12/25/2003 7:30:43 AM PST by Vermonter (if you can keep your head while everyone around you loses theirs, you'll be taller than they are)
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To: Dog Gone
i BET that there's a sweet long blond haired someone who'd be able to wake him up quickly.
120 posted on 12/25/2003 9:26:00 AM PST by Quix (Particularly quite true conspiracies are rarely proven until it's too late to do anything about them)
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To: Dog Gone; HoustonCurmudgeon
or fling some fruitcake in his general direction.

Know a good attorney???

;<)

162 posted on 12/25/2003 12:02:55 PM PST by Eaker (Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. - Lazarus Long)
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