If you're going to lie about that, why should we believe anything else you have to say on this subject? And don't think we aren't fully aware that you're intentionally ignoring other major factors affecting passport registration numbers in the US such as geography, economics, the fact that passports are not required for travel anywhere in North America, the high cost of obtaining a passport in the first place (currently $85, an insane amount of money to spend on something you have no intention of using anytime soon), etc.
By the way, Canada's passport-ownership rate is only around 25%. Do you consider them a bunch of insular xenophobic idiots as well due to that "embarrassingly" low percentage of passport holders?