The True/False Liberalism Quiz

Have you ever wondered if you're really a liberal? Well, wonder no more! Just take this nifty little true/false quiz and all will be revealed!

2. Criminals are victims too...well unless, they steal my old Joan Baez tracks. Do you know hard it was to get those? I'd like to kill that guy!

3. Loving America means talking about what's wrong with it incessantly and downplaying all the good things it does.

5. Jesse Jackson is the greatest living African-American other than the first black President, Bill Clinton.

6. The French are our real allies because they love us enough to undercut our policies at every turn so we won't make any mistakes.

9. Discrimination against minorities is no longer acceptable in America...unless they happen to be conservative judges waiting for confirmation from the Senate.

10. Using military force to liberate Iraq & set up a Democracy in Iraq is not justifiable on humanitarian grounds because the UN didn't approve. On the other hand, using military force to liberate Kosovo was justifiable on humanitarian grounds even though the UN didn't approve.

11. Conservatives want to pollute the environment because they love drinking dirty water and breathing filthy air.

12. Bush knew about 9/11 before it happened....yes, I'm serious! It's true, it really is...I saw it on an internet site right beside of a story about lizard people who rule the earth.

13. We should give the UN Security Council a veto over whether we use our military or not because China, France, & Russia are looking out for our best interests!

14. Jim Crow laws were a bad thing because they discriminated against people based on race and Affirmative Action is a good thing because it discriminates against people based on race.

1-5 times: Watch Fox, read National Review, & turn off NPR. It's not too late for you! 6-10 times: You're so far to the left that you're practically French. 11-14 times: Michael Moore, what are you doing here?

Clinton's SEVENTY TWO Violations of the UNITED STATES CODE No Less Than SEVENTY TWO Violations of the UNITED STATES CODE:

The President of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is both responsible for his own personal acts in office and for those appointed by him when he appears to tolerate the misconduct of others under his governance. When apologists for gross injustice insist that the American people are unable to offer "specifics" of laws which appear to have been violated by the President's administration, the People respectfully submit the following references, publicly known which involve:

Bribery, Graft, Conflict of Interest and Other Violations of Public Trust:

(18 USC 3), Accessories After the Fact. The White House knowingly comforted and/or otherwise hindered apprehension of those who violated campaign funding laws, some of whom have evidently fled to foreign countries.

(18 USC 4), Misprison of Felony (Having knowledge of, and approving, numorous felonies committed by his staff in the White House, i.e. the raiding of Vince Foster's office after his death, the illegal solicitation of political funds by Gore and others, etc.)

(18 USC 13), Assimilative Crimes Act (Actions and practices promoting anti-competitive combinations in violation of the appropriate anti-trust statutes).

(18 USC 201(b)) Offering A Bribe (Hush money to Webb Hubbell)

(18 USC 201(c)), Seeking or Accepting A Bribe, and (18 USC 1957), Hobbs Act (Though Maggie Williams and others, Clinton and DNC sought and received millions of dollars from Shady contributors like Charlie Trie, Wang Jun, Jonny Chung, Pauline Kanchanalak, and many others in exchange for policy decisions favorable to their business interests in Asia.)

(18 USC 201(d)), Offering a Bribe to a Witness (Hush money to Webb Hubbell)

(18 USC 201 (e)), Seeking or Accepting a Bribe as a Witness (Whitewater, Cattlegate)

(18 USC 201(f)), Offering Gratuities or Graft to a Public Official (Hush money to Webb Hubbell)

(18 USC 201(g)), Soliciting or Accepting Illegal Gratuities (Vice President Gore)

(18 USC 201(h)) Offering Gratuities to a Witness (Hush money to Webb Hubbell)

(18 USC 201(a)) Seeking or Accepting Illegal Compensation (The White House's campaign through the media to obtain donations to "legal defense" slush funds)

(18 USC 203(b) Offering Illegal Compensation to a Government Employee (The White House creation of "legal defense" slush funds)

(18 USC 205) Illegal Activities in Connection With Claims (Whitewater affair)

(18 USC 207 (a)) Conflict of Interest by Former Employees (Webb Hubbell taking large pay-offs from special interests with ties to US agencies.)

(18 USC 207 (g)) Illegal Activities by Partners of Federal Officers (First Lady actions in the Heath Care "reform" process banning the publicfrom meetings and participation provided under the Sunshine Act, and the Administrative Procedures Act.)

(18 USC 208(a)) Acts Affecting a Personal Financial Interest (Whitewater, interference with RTC investigations).

(18 USC 209(a) Receiving Dual Compensation (Clinton "Legal Defense" Funds)

18 USC 210) Offering to Procure an Appointive Public Office (The Clinton reelection campaign, indicated its readiness to make government appointments based upon non-merit factors of race, gender, and national original as part of a scheme to obtain votes).

(18 USC 211) Soliciting to Obtain Appointive Public Office (The Clinton reelection campaign, indicated its readiness to make government appointments based upon non-merit factors of race, gender, and national origin as part of a scheme to obtain votes).

(18 USC 211) Accepting a Fee for Federal Employment (The Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee appointed ambassadors and others based upon the monetary ("soft money") contributions made by the nominee. i.e. M. Larry Lawrence, Mr. Hormel, etc.)

(18 USC 371) Conspiracy to commit any offense against the United States (i.e. all the felonious "foreign" fundraising from White House property.)

(18 USC 607) Use of a public building to solicit political funds. (Vice President Gore, and possibly others, abused the public trust by political hawking from the White House. President Clinton urged political fund-raisers to offer the Lincoln bed-room as a prize for contributions).

(18 USC 1905) Disclosure of Confidential Information (Cronies of the White House carried government secrets to foreign interests).

(18 USC 1916(1)) Unauthorized Employment (Persons such as Roger Altman, a disgraced Treasury Department official, where "'hidden" in White House jobs permitting them to receive public compensation while performing private, and personal agendas and John Huang, who recieved a dubious security clearance and held a top-level post at the Commerce Department.)

Theft, Loss, Misuse or Wrongful Disposition of Government Property:

(18 USC 641) Larceny of Government Property (The unaccounted for disappearance of public papers from the office of Vincent Foster following his unexplained death).

(18 USC 643) Failure to Account for Public Money (The task forces and advisory committees on health care).

(18 USC 641) Receiving or Concealing Stolen Government Property (Documents were hidden in the White House which belong to government agencies and investigators).

(18 USC 643) Failure to Deposit Federal Monies (Moneys received for renting rooms in the White House were not deposited in the US Treasury).

(18 USC 648) Misuse of Public Funds by Custodians (The use of public funds to employ persons who perform non-public duties, such as political advance men, legal staff used to obstruct justice, and public relations).

(18 USC 654) Conversion by Federal Officers or employees (Taking the funds received for use of Federal property and failing to deposit them in the Treasury, as required by law).

(18 USC 663) Wrongful Solicitation or Embezzlement or Gifts (Receiving political campaigns in the White House. Solicitation and acceptance of "home owner's" insurance payments which appear to be gifts from a powerful industry. No other example of the payment of such a "claim" could be found by experts in home owners insurance.)

(18 USC 1719) Misuse of Franking Privilege (Its use by non-governmental officials at the White House and questionable mailings during the reelection campaign season).

(18 USC 2314) Interstate Transportation of Stolen Property. (Documents taken from the Rose Law Firm in Arkansas and transported to the District of Columbia).

Racketeer Influence and Corrupt Practices:

(18 USC 1962(a)) Investing Racketeering Income (Vincent Foster trips to various off-shore banking facilities).

(18 USC 1962(b)) Acquiring an Enterprise Through Racketeering (Whitewater, Castle Grande, Clinton "Legal Defense" Fund, etc.)

(18 USC 1962(c)) Engaging In Racketeering (also Stephanopolis' Nation's Bank real estate grab, etc.).

(18 USC 1962(d)) Conspiracy to Engage in Racketeering (Whitewater, Castle Grande, Clinton "Legal Defense" Fund, Cattlegate cover-up).

False Claims, Contract Frauds, and Related Offenses:

(31 USC 1341(a)) Obligating in Excess of Specific Appropriations (Health Care Task Force activities.)

(31 USC 1342) Wrongfully Accepting Voluntary Service (John Huang fund-raising episode).

(31 USC 1517(a) Obligating in Excess of an Apportionment (Health Care Task forces).

(18 USC 443) Wrongful Destruction of War Records (Destruction of Federal records at the universities in Arkansas regarding Mr. Clinton's shameful evasion of military service).

(18 USC 874) Receiving Kickbacks from Public Works Employees (Certain labor union political funds gathered on behalf of the Clinton administration).

(18 USC 51, 54 Taking Illegal Kickbacks (Clinton "Legal Defense" Fund).

(15 USC 1) Contracts and Conspiracies in Restraint of Trade (Secretary of Commerce and Secretary of Agriculture and Transportation busily promoting private companies, even selling seats on business trips in official aircraft.)

Obstructions of Justice:

(18 USC 1503) Influencing or Injuring Officers, Jurors, or Witnesses (Employees of the White House were intentionally set up by the FBI, forced to undergo public defamation, suffer enormous expense. The President failed to see that justice be done to the perpetrators of these vile, cowardly and heinous outrages).

(18 USC 1505) Obstruct o an Agency Proceedings (Interference in the RTC investigations and the FBI Foster investigation).

(18 USC 1510) Obstruction of Criminal Investigations (White House actions under the supervision of the President involving the disappearance of evidence, tampering with a homicide investigation, failure to cooperate, providing false and misleading statements in the matter of the death of Mr. Vincent Foster, and Obstructing Ken Starr's investigation as related to Monica Lewinsky and other women.)

(18 USC 1512(a)) Threatening Victims, Witnesses or Informants (Attempts to interfere with the actions of Congress in reimbursing the White Travel Staff for their legal expenses, and Pressuring Monica Lewinsky to Lie Under Oath.)

(18 USC 1512(b)) Harassing Victims, Witnesses, or Informants (Actions against the victim Paula Jones to obstruct her access to justice).

(18 USC 1513 Retaliating Against Victims, Witnesses,. or Informants (The sole purpose of the Clinton "Legal Defense" Fund appears to have been to smear, oppress and injure Mr. Clinton's victims particularly so as to deny them the exercise of their rights as victims seeking justice and redress of grievances).

Perjury, Fraud, and False Statements:

(18 USC 494) Falsely Making, Alerting or Forging a Public Record (The arbitrary persecution and defamation of the White House Travel employees).

(18 USC 494) Uttering or Publishing a False Public Record (Few official statements of the President would appear to be fully truthful).

(18 USC 494) Transmitting a False Record to the United States (Papers made available to the FBI in the Vincent Foster investigation were incomplete in spite of assurances that the White House would fully cooperate with law enforcement investigations).

(18 USC 494) Falsely Making, Altering or Forging a Document (Clinton income tax-returns indicate factual discrepancies. Clinton fails to report donation he receives for "Legal Defense," though any other citizen would have to report such income for tax purposes).

(18 USC 495) Uttering or Publishing a False Writing (Repeatedly the reports by the White House in response to inquiries and disclosures resulting from the work of Independent Counsels have been proven false, misleading or deceptive).

(18 USC 495) Using a False Writing (Cover-up "ethics" statements issued by the White House counsel).

(18 USC 643) Concealing or Covering Up of Material Fact (Documents found in the White House which had not been produced in spite of a lawful subpoena).

(18 USC 1001) Making or Using False Statements (Statements regarding various scandals; Cattlegate, Webb Hubbell, Paula Jones Deposition, etc.).

(18 USC 1002) Possession of False Papers (FBI frameup documents of White House Travel employees).

(18 USC 1016) False acknowledgment (Response to the subpoena by investigator agencies failing to disclose that documents were being retained unlawfully).

(18 USC 1341) Mail Fraud (Fund raising by the White House under various pretexts, disguised as "non-partisan" activity).

(18 USC 1343) Wire Fraud (The use of the White House fax machines to promote oil and gas schemes by the Tung gang).

(18 USC 1621) Perjury (Testimony in the Paula Jones, Vincent Foster matters, Monica Lewinsky Affair).

(18 USC 1622) Subornation of Perjury (Webb Hubbell, Monica Lewinsky Affair, and others)

(18 USC 1623) False Declaration before a Court *Clinton's close testimony in Whitewater related trials).

(18 USC 2071(a)) Tampering with Public Records (As Attorney General of Arkansas, Mr. Clinton's office obtained Federal military records from an ROTC officer in Arkansas. These records have never been returned to United States custody).

(18 USC 2071(b)) Wrongful Handling of Public Documents (Documents "misplaced" in the White House. Secret documents provided to political fund raisers, etc.)

(18 USC 2073) Making False Entries in Public Accounts (The misappropriation of US property to facilitate political party and campaign activity).

(18 USC 2314) Interstate Transportation to Defraud (Unlawful campaign fund solicitations and activities performed under the guise of "official business."

(5 USC 552) Privacy Act of 1974 (Clinton officials Craig Livingstone and Anthony Marceca illegally possessing and disclosing thousands of FBI files or former goverment employees and private citizens.

Relevant Violations of DC Law

(DC Code 22-1112) Indecent Exposure & Lewd Proposal---Kathleen Willey, Monica Lewinksy, et. al.

(DC Code 22-4106) Misdemeanor Sexual Assault---Kathleen Willey, Monica Lewinsky, et. al.

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