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To: Radix


As Christmas Eve settles on the quiet trailer park, everything is as still as a rabbit caught in headlights. That is, until the Christmas Redneck appears on the scene. Dressed in camouflage, missing a few teeth, and chewing some tobacco, the Christmas Redneck comes bearing gifts for good little boy and girl Rednecks everywhere. His sack full of toys is hauled by his flying pickup truck and his eight hound dogs. The only question is: "Have you been a good Redneck this year?" If so, you, too, might see the Christmas Redneck.
10 posted on 12/24/2003 4:19:10 AM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Christmas Redneck

LOLOLOLOL!!!

20 posted on 12/24/2003 4:36:13 AM PST by knighthawk (Live today, there is no time to loose because when tomorrow comes it's all just yesterday's blues)
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