[witnesstothefall]

Dude, I just used search (correctly, this time) and did find a version of this same article. That makes me an ass, and you the recipient of this, my sincere apology.

[Bluntpoint]

Here's my story, sad but true
About a girl that I once knew.
She broke my heart, I became unglued,
It all started when she called me dude

Well today I leave the psycho ward
Cause my sentence did conclude:
I had killed a man with my bare hands
Because he called me dude

[auggy]

"Dude, I just used search (correctly, this time) and did find a version of this same article. That makes me an ass, and you the recipient of this, my sincere apology."

I assume that is a guilty plea?

Sir, you are correct with your self analysis.

Yes, you are the Ass.

Carry-on.