And him and Pee Wee were both Rhodes Scholars. I thought this was a big deal . . . until I checked.
In true Clintonian fashion, after an extensive check of his biography, I discovered they both had Maybelle Rhodes as their first grade school teacher. So, naturally, to Pee Wee, he's a Rhodes Scholar.
I should've known that when one Yahoo doesn't know what "is" is and another one couldn't find his ass with an atlas and a guided tour that we weren't dealing with the brightest lights on the tree.