USSC: No Nativity Scene in DC

Posted on 12/22/2003 7:54:42 AM PST by X-Servative

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas.

This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason; they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: christmas

Merry Christmas!

1 posted on 12/22/2003 7:54:42 AM PST by X-Servative

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To: X-Servative

ROTFLOL

2 posted on 12/22/2003 7:55:39 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Hillary Al-Muscovy (If it waddles like a Russian duck, Quacks like a Russian duck etc))

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To: X-Servative

"...they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol."

You don`t say.

3 posted on 12/22/2003 7:55:52 AM PST by metalboy (I`m still waiting for the protests against Al Qaida and Saddam)

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To: msdrby

NOT ON MY PING LIST PING

4 posted on 12/22/2003 7:58:18 AM PST by Professional Engineer (pssst Hey Kid, wanna be a Rocket Scientist?)

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To: X-Servative

bump

5 posted on 12/22/2003 7:59:38 AM PST by RippleFire

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To: X-Servative

Good one! I just used that one on my wife and she ROFL'ed her ass off, too. Thanks!

6 posted on 12/22/2003 8:05:21 AM PST by Migraine (my grain is pretty straight today)

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To: Migraine

A nice joke from the mother-in-law...;-)

7 posted on 12/22/2003 8:20:32 AM PST by X-Servative (Surviving in CA...)

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To: X-Servative

LOL! And a Merry Christmas to you, too!

8 posted on 12/22/2003 8:22:07 AM PST by BlessedBeGod

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To: X-Servative

LMAO!

9 posted on 12/22/2003 9:28:55 AM PST by msdrby (US Veterans: All give some, but some give all.)

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To: msdrby

Same-Same this AO --but the joke is older than I am-first
heard it on active duty back in 69.

10 posted on 12/22/2003 9:46:11 AM PST by StonyBurk

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To: X-Servative

Bump!

11 posted on 12/22/2003 5:16:22 PM PST by X-Servative (Surviving in CA...)

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To: StonyBurk

Yeah, but it is still funny.

12 posted on 12/22/2003 8:27:19 PM PST by msdrby (US Veterans: All give some, but some give all.)

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