CNN reporting:
Director of Home Land Security, Tom Ridge has just learned from intelligence sources that our country is being invaded by millions of people entering our country illegally. Ridges states he was just informed of this event and that he had no idea these millions were creating nationwide fraud, epic crime, choking off our social services, taking jobs, and causing taxes to go up to the point where it was crippling many American citizens...
CNN reports further that Tom Ridge has announced that actions will be taken immediately.