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"When you turn on your lights you kill something, no matter what the source of electricity," said Paul Kerlinger

Pass the candles.

[DeepDish]

"Pass the candles."

As long as the candles are not made from the rendered fat tissue of our poor exploited animal friends. The candles must be made from paraffin, oops, paraffin is bad bad bad. It is made from oil. Well let's use processed vegetable oil, oops again, to get vegetable oil, virgin prairie must be tilled, and we cannot have that. Guess we'll just have to sit in the dark.