[StopGlobalWhining]

I forgot to add 2 other parts of the New Young Republican platform:

• Ban the possession or operation of an SUV without a government permit granted on the demonstration of need (e.g. government social worker or environmental control inspector).

• Embrace the UN designated Biospheres and connecting corridors to help restore North America to it's pristine and harmonious condition that existed until white Europeans arrived to destroy the peaceful Native American culture that had existed since the catastophic global warming at the end of the Younger Dryas period, 11,000 years ago.

[FreedomPoster]

Nicely done!

[zook]

Just got an e-mail from our dean's administrative assistant (we all got it). It talked about the importance of the diversity committee and the work they've done, yada yada ya, and it mentioned a series of "community based theatrical workshops" to heighten everyone's sensitivity about diversity issues.

So I'm chuckling, right? Then I read "Your unit has been assigned to attend on [date]." And now I'm really laughing because there's no way in the world I'll be going.

[fatima]

StopGlobalWhining,Bump