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He meekly followed Hillary out of the Men's room and walked over to stand by his date Janet.

Janet looked at Hillary questioningly and Hillary made a "V" with her fingers and pointed to her nether-region.

Janet nodded in understanding. Men had to be shown their place. Women like Janet and Hillary showed them outdoor plumbing didn't make them any better than any Womyn!

Janet said to Webb "There, there Webb, let me put a smile back on those ample lips."

"Gol-leeee" Bill said as he sat on the couch watching television. The screen was showing images of a rocket launching, a train going into a tunnel and an oil rig pumping up and down. For some reason Bill really liked those images.

Janet asked Webb web for a cigarette.

And just like that, the disturbing mental image we now all have is complete.

Hillary walked into the hotel lobby and saw Bill sitting watching some movie with trains and rockets. Once again the trance-thing happened and she was sitting across a desk from Lucifer. "Now is the time my child."

"Oh not you again. What do you want now? Can't you see I'm networking? And another thing"

"SILENCE!" the dark lord screamed. "Like I said, now is the time."

Hillary stared him down with a frosty glare.

"What?" said Satan.

Hillary said nothing.

"Okay, look. I'm the one giving the directions around here. You're the child and I am your faatherrr..."

Nothing.

"Why aren't you acknowledging me?"

"You said 'SILENCE' remember?" Hillary said with syrupy-fake sweetness.

At that Beelzebub glowered and said, "Okay, here's the deal. Go sit by Bill and flirt with him. You must end up in a marriage of convenience if our plan is to succeed. Like I told you before, you and he are going to be co-president. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. You have to have a child."

"WHAT?!?!" Hillary went ballistic. She swept everything from the desk onto the floor, she kicked the chair over, she smashed all the autographed pictures of Saddam and Osama on the walls and finally stood panting and inch from the Devil's face.

Satan smiled and said simply "All done?"

After another 10 minute temper tantrum Hillary was spent. She sat on the floor and sobbed.

The dark lord said "If you would have let me finish, I would have told you that it won't be for another 12 or 13 years. And it won't be with that goofball Bill. Besides that, I can't have people aborting EVERY baby now can I? Who would we rule my child?"