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More pathetic than hilarious, really.

I'm Southern Baptist and I don't think that those who cling to the Whore of Babylon...er, I mean Catholics, are going to hell...necessarily.

DISCLAIMER: THIS HAS BEEN A JOKE. THIS WAS ONLY A JOKE. IF IT HAD BEEN A REAL STATEMENT, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF, ETC. ETC.

(I really am Southern Baptist, though.)

Quick question from the worst kind of "Papist" there is: a convert (yes, I *willingly* left a Protestant church for the *fun* of confession and penance):

a) Do you really believe that the herald of Christ was named John the Southern Baptist?

and

b) Do you really think Jesus & the apostles drank grape juice at the Last Supper?

Q: What do you call that little window in the back of a liquor store?
A: The Baptist window!

-> There are 3 fundamental truths about religion: Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Vicar of Christ, and Baptists don't recognize each other at the bar on Saturday nights.

THESE HAVE BEEN JOKES, ONLY JOKES, AND NOTHING BUT JOKES, SO HELP ME GOD.

(made in honor of a great Baptist preacher [4-u Bro. Bill] who always had a Baptist joke on hand)

P.S. -Were you aware that the Baptist University of Baylor in Waco, Texas (oldest one in the state) has been trying to get rid of their president, a former Baptist preacher, FOR: (get this,) BEING TOO BAPTIST. Too repeat, it is a BAPTIST university, founded by the BAPTIST church. I was outraged.

Anyway, sorry, let the serious stuff continue...