[NautiNurse]

Qadaffi has been in captivity for months. President Bush will announce his capture when it is most advantageous for his re-election.

Love,

Madeleine Not-so-Bright

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Qadaffi has been in captivity for months. President Bush will announce his capture when it is most advantageous for his re-election.

Not only that, GW has the brains of all nine Dimo contenders plus Al the Goron in custody in a lock box. He has been exploring them for signs of intelligence for months, but to no avail. He will release them just before the election, so they can fall to the Earth with a thud, as expected.