[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Here's something worth celebrating;

The Feast Of Alvis. Guns, liquor, and revenge.
http://pod-six.net/sealab21.html

[Miss Marple]

I am promoting MY holiday, which is based on the Danish heritage of my father. I am calling it "The Nine Nights of the Nordic Lights."

It requires eating lots of pastries, open-face sandwiches, and beer. On the ninth night, there is a huge bonfire in which we will burn Kwanza cards.