[Xenalyte]

I am promoting MY holiday, which is based on the Danish heritage of my father. I am calling it "The Nine Nights of the Nordic Lights." It requires eating lots of pastries, open-face sandwiches, and beer. On the ninth night, there is a huge bonfire in which we will burn Kwanza cards.

I am THERE!

[Lazamataz]

And also, have a RamaHanuKwanzMas.

(Stolen from Glenn Beck. This greeting is intended to be all inclusive. There's even a song.)

RamaHanuKwanzMas is sung to the tune of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"

Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas,
And a happy time all year,
It's PC
To be an enemy,
Of all the Christmas Cheer.

So have a RamaHanuKwanzMas,
Its the way to squelch some joy,
You'll make frown,
Or bring right down,
Some happy girl or boy.

Screw You,
A.C.L.U.
For ruining our day.
Now there's only one way
To have a holiday,

Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas,

(and on)