Since I detect some ridicule in your post AND since the Bible discusses BOTH of the events you mention, perhaps you'd like to explain THEM to us...
The Revelation of St John the Divine
19-10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto me, See thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant,, and of thy brethren that have the testimony of Jesus: worship God: for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.
11 And I saw heaven opened, and behod a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written that no man knew, but he himself.
13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood and his name is called The Word of God.