Mr. Jihad O'Reilly needs to smoke a doobie. (lol) - What, you don't think he's paranoid now?
LOL!!! Maybe he could find a very good, long-time friend who is "hip", take him out on a quiet fishing trip, and loosen his tight a** up. He really needs it. His a** is so tight, it hurts.
Bill's not a bad guy, in fact he's a good guy, but this is almost the same thing as "the guy who needs to get a nice piece of a**!!!!
LOL!