[carlo3b]

Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too, Put them together--what a fine lookin’ Jew!
You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock Cause you can spin the Dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!
Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah, The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah....

Outstanding, What a catchy toon, uplifting, spiritual, and yet so informative.. I found myself hummmming it as I cooked dinner.. Beats the heck out of Jingle Bells ... Bwhahahahhaahahahahah

[Momaw Nadon]

The Hanukkah Song Part II

by Adam Sandler


Time to take out the Menorahs!

Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah.


Hanukkah is, the Festival of Lights.
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights!

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:

Winona Ryder drinks Manishewitz wine,
Then spins a Dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein.

Guess who give and receives loads of Hanukkah toys?
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys.

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too.
Put them together, what a funky, bad-ass Jew!

We got Harvey Keitel and flash dancer Jennifer Beals.
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish and yes her boobs are real.

Put on that yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah.
2 time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffman-aka celebrates Hanukkah.

O.J. Simpson-- STILL NOT A JEW!


But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for Scooby-Doo.

Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back.
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cuz we're pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got Bar Mitzvah-ed on the PGA tour?
No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

So many Jews are in the show-biz.
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he is.

Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah
It's not pronounced Chanukkah
The C is silent in Hanukkah
So read your Hooked on Phonic-ah
Get drunk in Tijuan-ica
If you really, really wanna-ka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah!