"The most interesting theory that I have heard so far," Mr. Dean said, "is that he was warned ahead of time by the Saudis."
Asked if he had reconsidered the remark six days later on "Fox News Sunday," Mr. Dean said that "we don't know" whether the theory is true or not."
The most interesting theory I've heard thus far is that the real reason Howard "Psychotic Fetus" Dean is desperately keeping his gubernatorial records chained and deadbolted is that they detail his long decades of overnight sleepovers at Michael Jackson's "Neverland" ranch, where he spent night after sick, sweaty night raping each and every helpless pre-teen boychild within a five hundred mile radius... orally and anally. AND forced his wife to watch.
We don't know whether said theory is true or not, of course.