[marktwain]

There are several good responses that come to mind:

Yes, and she is very good at it.

And they taste so goood...

No, my Daddy does it for her

She said I can too, when I get older.

Only good people face up to reality..(perhaps a bit much for younger children.

[LibertarianInExile]

"She said I can too when I get older."

Priceless.

How about:

She also knows how to take a BATH.

Mommy only kills as much as she needs to keep warm.

She doesn't kill animals. I do. With my teeth. Blood tastes good (bite on hidden 'vampire blood' capsule).

STOP TOUCHING ME THERE! THAT FEELS ICKY! MR. POLICEMAN! HE TOUCHED ME IN A PRIVATE AREA!

If Mommy isn't supposed to kill animals how come they're so easy to smush with the car?