The Haitians are so happy with their leader. Of course there are a few dissidents, but they won't be around long as the'll either be summarily shot or beefing up the population of illegal aliens in Florida.
Soon Florida will have so many illegals from Haiti that creole will be the third language in the state.
It works for Fidel. He gets 99% of the vote. Saddam used to run up impressive majorities as well.