[Conspiracy Guy]

The real obesity problem is physics not food.

Girth is determined by an individual's resistance to atmospheric pressure (ap). My resistance to ap is low therefore the pressure pushes on my surfaces making me appear slim. Fat people have a high resistance to ap so they spread out. Light people have a high resistance to gravity. Heavy people have little resistance to gravity which makes them press harder on the scale.

Food has nothing to do with it. We can balance the scales by banning atmospheric pressure and gravity.

"Stop the atmospheric pressure and gravity now! It's for the children!"

CG

[thesummerwind]

LOL! That's very funny. I'll tell that to Jerold Nadler. ;) He's so fat his belly button has an echo.