[wizardoz]

Imagine the "If they find Osama" memos that are floating around DNC:

1) Is it REALLY Osama?

2) They had him all along!

3) Terrorists don't really answer to Osama, it won't make a difference.

4) This will inflame the Arab street and result in more terrorism! (Note: need strategy session to ensure 3 and 4 aren't too contradictory)

5) Osama never really admitted he pulled off 9/11.

6) Obviously merely a "bogey man" to take our attention from Halliburton.

7) We must turn him over the UN immediately.

8) We never should have been in Afghanistan in the first place

9) But since we were, why'd it take so LONG?

10) They'll never get any information out of him

11) He never said that!

12) They tortured him.

[OldFriend]

Oh boo hoo......now Osama won't be able to keep building those schools and nurseries........Osama Mama will be soo sad.

[M Kehoe]

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Bttt.

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[Argus]

You left out Number 13:

"We got him, the war is over, time to move on and elect a Democrat to address the serious domestic issues Bush has neglected."