Or a hoe, chopping axe, hoe handle/axe handle/shovel handle, 1/2" breaker bar, a chair, piece of 3/4" conduit, oak molding, etc., etc.
Pointing to his head: "The weapons are all in here. The rest is just hardware".
Pointing to his head: "The weapons are all in here. The rest is just hardware".Good quote, reminds me of Heinlein's "There are no dangerous weapons, only dangerous people." but your comment is more to the point.